Tuesday, February 16, 2016

It's a Female Thing

You know how people will sometimes say, "It's a female thing" and other people will just nod and accept it as gospel. Isn't it pretty much the best excuse ever? I thoroughly enjoy it.

Let me give you some examples:

"Why are you crying? Is it because of that commercial?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING. 

"Did you eat that entire pint of ice cream just now?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Wait, didn't you used to hate that girl, but now you're friends?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Did you wear sweat pants all day?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Why are you so grumpy today?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Why are you mad at me?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Why are the kids eating applesauce for breakfast?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Wait, I thought you were talking about real people, not characters in a book."  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"How many times are you going to take a picture of your cat before you just upload it to Instagram already?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING. 

"How many pairs of black pants do you own?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

"Are you watching YouTube videos about books/journals... again?"  IT'S A FEMALE THING.

And there you have it. Sorry to all the dudes out there, get your own excuse. ;)

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