I have been going to spin class off and on since June of last year. And I have to tell you, I LOVE IT. There's nothing else like it. I feel like I can take over the world after class is over. And that's what keeps me coming back each week.
But during class, well, there are certain thoughts that go through my mind. And I bet, if you've ever taken a spin class, you can probably relate. So, here's what I'm thinking about during a typical class:
WOOOO! I am pumped! Let's do this! I'M GONNA MAKE THIS CYCLE MY BITCHHHH!
Does this cycle seat make my ass look big? Ugh, why did I sit up front?
But... I don't want to add some more gear. FRICKIN' FRACK, the instructor just saw me. Uggghhhh, guess I have to add more gear.
There's NO WAY these are 1 lb weights. Seriously, my arms are going to fall off.
Nooooooo, not Turn Down For What! Ohhh, my quads are burning, my quads are burning, make it stop! I hate this song now!!!!
Hmm, I probably shouldn't have eaten that chili before class.
Give it all I've got? I have no more left to give!
Ooyyyyyy, my hoo-ha is numb. I hope we get to stand up soon.
Oooyyyy, my hamstrings/glutes/quads are killing me, I hope we get to sit down soon.
I. Am. Dying. This is it, people. It's been a good run.
Oh, cold towel, thank you, Baby Jesus. If I could marry an inanimate object, I would marry you, cold towel. You are a gift. A treasure.
WOOOOO! Everything hurts. WHEN CAN WE COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN?