Monday, January 26, 2015

Thoughts I Have During Spin Class


I have been going to spin class off and on since June of last year. And I have to tell you, I LOVE IT. There's nothing else like it. I feel like I can take over the world after class is over. And that's what keeps me coming back each week. 

But during class, well, there are certain thoughts that go through my mind. And I bet, if you've ever taken a spin class, you can probably relate. So, here's what I'm thinking about during a typical class: 

WOOOO! I am pumped! Let's do this! I'M GONNA MAKE THIS CYCLE MY BITCHHHH!

Does this cycle seat make my ass look big? Ugh, why did I sit up front? 

But... I don't want to add some more gear. FRICKIN' FRACK, the instructor just saw me. Uggghhhh, guess I have to add more gear. 

There's NO WAY these are 1 lb weights. Seriously, my arms are going to fall off. 


Nooooooo, not Turn Down For What! Ohhh, my quads are burning, my quads are burning, make it stop! I hate this song now!!!!

Hmm, I probably shouldn't have eaten that chili before class. 

Give it all I've got? I have no more left to give! 

Ooyyyyyy, my hoo-ha is numb. I hope we get to stand up soon. 


Oooyyyy, my hamstrings/glutes/quads are killing me, I hope we get to sit down soon. 

I. Am. Dying. This is it, people. It's been a good run. 

Oh, cold towel, thank you, Baby Jesus. If I could marry an inanimate object, I would marry you, cold towel. You are a gift. A treasure. 

WOOOOO! Everything hurts. WHEN CAN WE COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN? 



9 comments:

  1. Hahahah. I thought this was so funny because I just wrote about what I think about when I'm doing yoga. Although, yours is WAY funnier and mine is serious. You reminded me of my friend Gina who adored spin class. She tried to get me into it and I knew I would hate it. I don't know how you can stand it! (And yes I read about Tatum - dirty girl :P)

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  2. This is hilarious! I think that sometimes about my body pump class! :)

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  3. Hahaha I've never done a spin class, it's the ONE class at my gym that I haven't taken... I'm so terrified of the butt pain from those seats.

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  4. Hahahahaha! That's exactly why I don't go to spin class because that's how I felt all the time. Hahaha. :) Great one! Thank you for making me laugh.

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  5. OMFG that last e-card, I about died!

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  6. This is hilarious! I love the ecards you included too! :)

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  7. LMFAO. I have had similar thoughts in spin class myself. I'm with Krysten on the last e-card. Thinking about spinning in that perspective certainly makes thing seem not so bad. LOLOL.

    Great post :) I'm Lindsay, nice to meet you, Mia.

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  8. This is perfect- spin classes are like that, you are in the groove and then you hate your favorite song because it's not 4 minutes its 5.

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