Friday, July 19, 2013

(Almost) Everything You Never Wanted to Know...

...about me. Duh. 

I like to eat entire packs of Juicy Fruit gum in one sitting. 

I talk to myself in the car all the time.  I also use my bluetooth a lot to talk on my cell phone in the car. Both look the same. 

I could eat chicken every single day and be totally fine with it. 

If Dom had been a girl, his name would have been Carina Sofia (and his initials would have been CSS - ha! #bloggerhumor #getit?).  If Will had been a girl, his name would have been Sofia Victoria. 

My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. Because clearly, any holiday that involves eating until you burst and wearing the only thing that would possibly still fit you, aka a giant pair of sweatpants, is alright with me. 

I have OCD issues with colored candies - like Skittles or jellybeans. 

I come from a family of many divorces/remarriages.  So naturally, I firmly believe that marriage should be forever and hubs and I *will* break that cycle. Sorry babe, you're stuck with me. 

Growing up, I thought coats and umbrellas were lame and didn't want people to see me with them.  Naturally, I was sick a lot. 

I cannot drink anything that is not a beverage through a straw. For example, hubs occasionally likes to drink broth through a straw. Which makes me gag. He says, "so what? it all goes to the same place!" to which I reply "but it's not a drink, so you can't drink it like a drink!" What? I'm a complicated soul with many layers. Most of them are crazy. 

I like to tell really embarrassing stories about myself.  Frequently. But hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, then you're just a big stick in the mud. So enjoy these posts. Yikes, there's a lot of them.


That Awkward Moment When...
That One Time I Almost Got Arrested
Hairy Superstitious
So, when is the baby due? 
How YOU doin?
Well, THAT was embarrassing!
Just Throw in the Towel

Alrighty then. Now that you probably think I'm a huge dork, I will bid you good night.  I'll probably post something like this again.  Because you can never know enough useless, random things about me, right? Right. 




  1. I love Juicy Fruit gum!!!! Soo good!

  2. Yes I believe my husband and I will break the cycle on my family. His parents have been married for 35 years, so he is committed and teaches me so much about what it means to be in it for the long haul

  3. Including all of my family there have been three marriages that have not divorced (two of them (mine included) are still under the 10 year mark) and there are even a couple multiple divorces. It's crazy, but I feel the same way you do!

  4. I'm with you on the straw thing. And I don't think I have more than one or two divorces in my family, but Mike has quite a few. We are bound and determined to break that cycle on his side. Nobody ever said marriage was easy, but boy is it worth it!!

  5. Who can stop at one stick of juicy fruit? lol. I agree marriage is forever.:) great post Mia!

  6. I think I just threw up in my mouth when you said he drinks broth through a straw. Who does that!!?!? Lol

  7. LOVE THIS! Ha, I say that wedding crashers quote to Cory all the time... Just to freak him out a little bit ;)

  8. I can't remember the last time I had Juicy Fruit. I didn't know they still made it!

    Love the girl names you had picked out, but your boys are just perfect as they are :)

  9. Ahh Juicy Fruit always brings back childhood memories! Hahaha abt ur hubs sipping broth through a straw but he is right though about it all going to the same place ;) Great post!!

  10. You TOTALLY love telling embarrassing stories about yourself! Especially when you barely know someone be cray-cray girlfrand! ;)

  11. I totally talk to myself in the car all the time...I think of it as a therapy sesh for myself, LOL!!!! I haven't had Juicy Fruit in years, but I can definitely see how you would enjoy it all in one sitting ;-)

    xo Dinah @ Sunshine super glam


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