Sunday, June 23, 2013

Do You Want Me to Turn This Car Around?

Oh man.  Today was the day from you-know-where.  I mean, first of all, this chick has been visiting Cramp City all week, need-I-say-more.  So I already was not in the best of moods.  And then aliens decided to inhabit the bodies of my usually-sweet kids and turn them into these whining, crying, completely disobedient little people.  

Oy vey.  So all of this was already going on at like 8am this morning.  And we desperately needed to go to the grocery store because we have nothing to eat except a half a bag of grapes and some Greek yogurt (which I've recently discovered that I love Oikos, but cannot stomach Chobani! Does anybody else feel this way? OK, sorry, I digress).

The whole car ride to the store was filled with tears and whining and yelling.  It was not pretty.  We get out of the car, walk into the grocery store, and I start putting Will in the cart.  And he and Dom both are just crying and whining, for no reason at all, and I just had this moment of thinking "I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW." 

I turned to Charlie and said, "I cannot do this today. I can't. We need to go home." And he looked at me for a second and was like "Just put Will in the cart." And I said, "No, we are going home. I am not doing this today." And I think I may have scared him a little bit, haha, but he didn't ask any questions or say anything else, he just helped me get the kids back in the car.  

Dear aliens, please return my children to me.  Another day like today and I may need to take up day drinking.  Again. 

A hungry and cranky blogger. 



  1. Oh friend! I'm so sorry. Feel free to take a personal day tomorrow and start that day drinking. And as far as the yogurt goes, if I liked Greek yogurt I would sure give Uncle Jesse's brand a try too.

  2. Greek yogurt is guh-ross to me. Yet I give M chobani yogurt every morning because it's supposed to be healthy. I'll stick with my dannon stuff. ;)

    Sorry your day started out rough. Here's to a better week, momma!

  3. I totally feel you on the greek yogurt!! I used to eat Chobani alot and now I cannot stomach it either!! Have you ever tried the brand spelled Fage? That brand is awesome!!

    Sorry you had aliens invade...sounds like you just need some time to take a deep breath and re group...I feel ya on the day drinking sometimes, LOL

    xo Dinah @ sunshine super glam

  4. Ugh, I know how you feel! You just have those days when you think " who are you, what have you done with my children, and when can I put you to bed?!" I hope life has improved since then. Hang in there!!


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