Sunday, May 19, 2013

Plants are creepy

So you may not know this about me... but I really don't like plants.  Now, this doesn't include flowers, I love flowers (hint, hint Charles).  Besides, flowers have already been hacked off from the plant itself, so they no longer pose any kind of threat.  But any kind of non-flower plant makes me itchy.  Not in a "I'm allergic" kind of itchy... but in the "that plant creeps me out" kind of itchy. 





I mean, plants may not have large, complex brains like we do.  But... they are alive.  They need water and air just like we do.  They're basically like super-unintelligent small green people.  And they sit there with their little judge-y roots and leaves, wanting you to feed it, and sing to it, and prune it, or whatever the heck you do with plants. 





I have this fear that one day plants will take over the world.  I mean, if left unchecked, a small patch of weeds will take over your whole yard, right?  Imagine what would happen if nobody paid any attention to these "harmless" plants and then BAM! 




Just sayin. 


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4 comments:

  1. oh my this was so funny/ i dont like indoor plants but i do have a veggie garden.

    i get creeped out by birds. all of them. lol

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  2. Haha, you are funny! But I do see your point! They might take over the world one day! :D

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  3. The kitty gives me a smile. Thanks for a great blog.

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  4. I don't like plants either!!!!!!

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