Tuesday, February 19, 2013

How YOU doin'?

*Disclaimer* If you are someone who gets offended by the word condoms, I would skip this post. But.. we're all adults here, just sayin. Plus, you'd be missing out on an awesome giveaway... so you probably better stay. 

Good evening, folks!  

Hubs and I had a babysitter this evening and were able to enjoy a rare night out to dinner, just the two of us. We went to the Thai restaurant that's right down the street from us.  We had a nice dinner and dessert and then I mentioned that I needed to stop at Walgreens to pick up a few things. 

So, we're wandering the aisles and I pick up what I need and Hubs gets a few things and we go to the register to pay. As we're checking out, I notice the cashier is kind of looking at us weird.  But I don't really pay attention to it, I mean, he was like 18, just a kid. 

We get back to the car, and I'm digging the car air freshener out of the bag for Hubs when I glance down at my bag... yea... this is probably why he was looking at us that way. 

I bought
-Vicks VapoRub
-Baby butt paste (diaper rash creme for you non-parents out there)
 -Condoms (yes, TMI, get over it, we're all adults here, you know I have 2 kids, right?! There was only 1 Virgin Mary, people, and she died a loonnnnggg time ago.)

Bow chicka wow wow!  Bwahahahaha!  Methinks the cashier thought Hubs and I were having a much wilder night than we really are.  Because it's not even 9pm and he's asleep and I'm laying in bed typing up this post.  Aren't you glad I shared that with you?? 

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  1. haha! That is hilarious! And the husband and I sure have some wild nights, too!....as long as we are asleep by 9pm. haha! :)

  2. Lol, I've definitely been in that situation before! Hubby and I usually get condoms at Walmart...self check out so no weird looks. Haha. :)

  3. hahahaha!! That is great...glad we don't have to worry about that anymore! ;)

  4. You said CONDOMS!

    Would you be terribly shocked if I told you that the Great Scot and I have often plotted going to Wally World in the middle of the night and picking up condoms, cucumbers, and salad oil.....

    See what you have to look forward to when you get older....shocking the cashiers becomes the most fun thing you can think of to do with *those* things.

  5. LOL Dude I am cracking up. That is awesome. Because, I mean, we all know what a killer time we have with that butt paste! You know that one move... that it just makes smooth as honey... HAhaha...

  6. Haha what a wild, wild nigh that would have been!

  7. Hahahah, you had me in stitches! :D

  8. hahahhahahaha. Walgreens baskets are always so random. When one of my friends was getting married, I was going to the hotel with her and her husband to be, and we stopped at a Walgreens. Our totally random, strange basket also included condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thought we were planning some wild crazy threesome or something.

  9. Oh...you are one wiiiild lady. I sure do hope you had a fancy time! ;) hahaha.


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